Sunday, July 1, 2012

treats, camera, flash: A dog drama

treats, camera, flash
a dog drama

  The cast of treats, camera, flash
  (left to right) Iris, KC, Clyde, Chewy, and Solo

woof woof woof, ACTION!
Solo: How long do we have to sit here?
Chewy: Just keep looking at the camera.
Clyde: I need some shades, man.

Chewy: What the bone?!? Solo, look at the camera. Dang, the puparazzi doubled today.
Clyde: Yeah man...the flash is so bright I can't hardly see.
Chewy: No Clyde, you just need to open your eyes.
Clyde: They are open. What are you talking about?!?

Chewy: Hey Clyde, before the next camera flash lets make a run for it.
Clyde: Duuddee, I am chillin'. I am not going anywhere. The puparazzi will bring us right back.

Solo: I'm still looking..

Iris: I wanna be in the picture.
Solo: Just stare at the camera.
Iris: Why? Why the camera? Why not the grass, or the treat, or a dog's butt?
Clyde: Just do it so we can get this over with.
Chewy: Just keep staring...

Clyde: You and Solo both fail. Chewy you are all talk and no bite. Stare at the camera... yeah right.
Iris: I am still staring at the camera. Can I have the treat?
Solo: What happened bro?
Chewy: I tried butt it is really hard to do.

Chewy: KC... hey KC... do you wanna go to the barkery sometime? I can buy you a treat.
KC: Let me think about it.
Clyde: Dude Chewy, did you just ask my sister out for date?
Solo: Keeeeeppppp sssstttaaarrrrriiiiinnnngggg

Chewy: We can pretend to be on a date now. My mommy has treats... don't mention I told you.
KC: Hey Chewy's mom, behind the camera, do you have treats?
Solo: What was that... did anyone see that leaf roll by?
Iris: Solo, I thought you were staring at the camera. I am staring in your place but then I get the treat, OK? OK.
Solo: Huh?
Solo: I am posing, take my picture.
Clyde: I pose like that too... who taught you that Solo?
Solo: It can only be learned while staying with a really cool foster mom and dad.
Clyde: I feel you.
KC: Hey lady behind the camera... do you have treats?
Iris: Who got treats? I did not get treats?
Solo: Clyde, smile. You look so serious.  See, I am smiling.
Clyde: I am smiling.
Solo: No, smile like me. Can you do it?
Clyde: I am trying...

Solo: This pose is hard to hold. Hey Clyde did she take our picture yet?
Clyde: Dude, I hope so. I am starting to get annoyed.
Chewy: You smell good KC. I like this date.

Clyde: Can you all leave so Solo and I can take our picture?
Chewy: Dude, why does it have to be the Solo and Clyde show?
KC: Treats?
Iris: I get the treats first! I am still staring!

Chewy: Wow, someone is barked up the wrong tree.
Solo: I am here...sniff sniff
Iris: The grass looks pretty... darn it. I looked away.

Solo: It's alright Clyde. They are gone now. Sniff... lick... now turn that frown upside down for the camera. ruff.
Clyde: Your a pup. You will learn that posing is not the only thing we, Yorkies, do well. We have eyes that set human hearts aflutter, a lick that makes humans weep for joy, and a snuggle that warms the coldest nights. We are Yorkies. Be proud of it and don't settle for just posing.
Solo: ... but they give me treats...
Clyde:hhhhmmmm that is a hard choice...
Solo and Clyde: Squirrel...[flash]
Clyde: OK lets get out of here Solo.

Clyde: Dude, they are back.
Solo: I will keep you safe Clyde.
Chewy: Take my picture... take my picture... take my picture.
Iris: Has anyone noticed how nice the grass smells today?

Clyde: Dang, we almost made it out Solo but the puparazzi reload the film fast.

Script by Chewy Nho

A special bark goes out to the inventor of dog treats and the puparazzi. Without treats or the puparazzi none of this would be possible. A double WOOF WOOF goes out to the Boot's pack for allowing us to use the location and the props.  Click here for behind the scenes pictures from treats, camera, flash.

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